You know you're a botter when....

You don't know how much gold a Daily gives....

Hawker "its entirely possible that farming dailies is a high earner"
Me "How much gold does a daily quest give?"
Hawker "no idea lol"

 

You know you're a botter when you start your bot even though you're on the same computer.
(And just watch it....)

(Or, you know you're a botter when you've got your own computer for it.)

 

When you use bots.

 

You call blizzard and ask your scammed bot money back.

 

people in hellfire ramparts ask you 'why the fuck do you have a lvl 44 weapon' lawl *happen tonight*

 

When you have travelers mammoth on three alts

 

( LAWL I START AND WATCH MY BOT AND IM A BOTTER )
When You constantly have a never ending amount of stock

 

someone will post
"when you dont want your wife to find out that chopper you got her for christmas wasnt due to weeks of hand farming for her"
you see.. one of you crafty people will have done it!

 

When you go to sleep at night watching your Monitor (AKA Your bot run)

 

You know you are a botter when you no longer play WOW, but watch it.

 

When you are havin sex with a chick on your bed and you look over to your computer monitor to see if your bots have crashed or are still going xd :]

 

... when you wake up in the morning, check all the bots are running well, and go back to bed to sleep a while again

 

When you?re able to play multiple accounts without touching anything. Or When you often go to the doorbell, cus you hear the "Ding" too often.

 

God I do that.

You know you are a botter, when you have choppers and mammoths for all of your characters, and your the character your level is at level 40, but still only has 2 quests finished.. pm me if ya want an armory

 

You know you are a botter
if you forget how to play!

 

...when you check your inventory and see a stack of frost lotus your brain translates " 3 - 4$ "

...when you laugh reading posts in blogs from dudes dominating the glyph market making 20-25k per week (you are welcome for the mats btw gentlemen )

...when you get finger cramps in the rare occasion you have to (god forbid) play any character manually for a while

 

check

omg check

not wife, but aunty. close

Never done that, but almost

/sigh

too many times, i've learned to turn off the monitor or i get slapped... unless she's cowgirl

double check

yep

rofl ... very true

i'll add one:

when your internet goes down and you log back in and spend 15 minutes manually killing things around you (over a few accounts) so the bot can take over

when you're level 20 with 400g on a new server

you're level 60 w/o a mount of any kind

when you dont know what servers you play on and have to log out to check before trading gold

You're L20 w/ a training weapon and gear

 

when you are watching 3 bots running on your right monitor, whilst watching movies on the left one, or sit 10-15 hours a day in gatherbuddy chat