Help me get this girl to go out with me!

What about burritos ?

 

Ah, so the opposite of wired420, who has been one since last year.

 

This post has more viewers than Google.

 

If he wants it closed all he has to do is ask, but at this point he dug his own grave.

 

'sup Hotsauce!

Well i think i just crashed and Burned with that one.
wts cheese

 

Here are pics of me, am i ugly?

 

Are there not any other females on the forums here? Thought I saw a few posting although I may have been tired.

 

No need, I found it for you.

 

well dude atleast uv had fish on ur fingers before! lol
your not the uglyest e-peen iv ever seen, but you really need to get some decent patter! ur chat up lines aint good! try actualy gettign to know a girl before acting hardcore!

 

Oh jesus, I'm so torn. Do I lock this thread and save the embarrassment of the impending train wreck, or do I just let it play out.

 

There's 5 or 6 around.

 

ahaha getting better and better this post

 

Yeah I think we established Hot Sauce isn't a great pick up line

 

Boi, no offence but your not exactly blessed, you have a bit of a stalkerish look... I'd lower your standards.

 

DONT YOU DARE! this is the most fun iv had in ages!

 

Destro Specced ski?
if so you know what to do!

 

You're not unattractive, but you really have no game. It takes time and work to get to the confidence level where you can pick up girls easily. Unless you're me, at which point they just write their numbers on my shirt when I walk by.

 

I'm no expert on prettiness or ugliness but you do look VERY young. Pewbs yet?

 

you let it play out, i want the truth and only that, if im ugly tell me, i would appreciate help.

 

So be it. I'm going to take a shower.