Help me get this girl to go out with me!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi

Son, you ugly.

 

it puts the lotion on its skin....

 

Oh he's not that bad. Maybe compared to you or I, but not overall bad.

 

I doubt it has anything to do with looks. I don't think anyone would've gotten a possitive response out of the conversation you two had.

 

but ......

 

already told you dude, you aint ugly just be more subtle with the ladys dont try and be something your not! get to know them before you try getting there e-vagina wet!"

 

"Or I"
oh I love you ski.

 

Ok, now post up the lucky lady.

 

I'd say the advice and comments on this thread are already enough to help, id say leave her alone, its too late, practice on chicks you dont want.

 

and thats why ski is a pimp, he's pulled yet again!

 

True story. I'm like an 8 out of 10.

 

i can put a pic of that up if you would like? yes i have pubes, and a 6 and 3/4 inch dick, im 15 and a half, i got ym permit, i got a boat if u would like pics? 85 HP Johnson, and i sell about 120$ worth of gold a week. I wanna have a gf who is not a whore like all my other, who actuley cares about education, a girl with sincerity, someone i can be down to earth with, and also good friends, and yes, i want my dick to be ocasionally sucked.

 

AMG LOLS, damm

 

I wrote my phone number on a bottle of hot sauce and am going to use it next time I go out to a bar. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

This has GOT to be a troll thread. IT HAS TO BE.

 

If i post her then i think you guys will have ways of taking advantage of the situation.

 

10/10 boi, Facebook me ski, I know you want to.
Ooooft!

 

You may not have the looks of Adam Lambert/Jordan but your not bad looking. Just loose the jean shorts....... Oh and when defending yourself of being a stalker I probably wouldnt post pictures with blood dripping down my arm. Idk thats just me.....

 

LOLOLOLOL wtf comparison

 

Honestly - this sounds perverted and braggy, ease up on the bragging and be subtle with chicks