Blame it on the Chinese farmers attacking HB

I love a good conspiracy theory, so here goes! Your bot does not work because Chinese farmers/hackers are losing money when Americans can farm their own gold with a bot and have enough left over to sell to their own friends. There are posts all over these forums about how much money can be made farming in WoW. The Chinese farmers used to corner the market on WoW gold. Now, they have to compete with all of the Honorbuddy botters. Most HB botters merely bot for fun, but some are making extra cash from running this bot. So, couple that with the fact that recent posts on this forum have been telling us that Chinese farmers have hacked Honorbuddy and you get a little bit broader picture of what is going on behind the scenes. Our devs are doing their best to maintain the integrity of their product but Chinese hackers are doing their best to make sure we go away and stop botting.

 

No, no, no. You fool. Its the aliens. Its ALWAYS the aliens.

 

cool story bro

i lol

 

IT was George Bush and his weather machine...

 

The illuminati...

 

its the NHK.

 

Blizz can't beat em in court so they have to hack em out of business.

 

^^

hehe

 

I was here.

 

Zionists are running a company called Blizzard who is designing games where you can find many Illuminati eye symbols in the games, and the games they designed make people addicted and brain-washed. Buddy community is a secret society against Blizzard's conspiracy, designed a bot for saving all the people, pulling them away from their computer chair instead of farming gears all day.

 

Everyone got poorer and smarter then decided to steamroll through China. I feel like it's the best when they're not doing something, but Apple is garbage.

 

This conspiracy theory needs a little more fuel! So, consider the following:

The global market for online gaming currency is a multiBILLION dollar market valued at around $3 Billion annually (that's Billion - not million).
Converting the Virtual Economy into Development Potential - infoDev.org

80% of the market is Chinese. There are over 100,000 full time gold farmers in China! That's over 100,000 people in China that make a living off of farming for online currency.
BARBOZA, DAVID. "Ogre to Slay? Outsource It to Chinese". nytimes.com, December 9, 2005

Chinese hackers have hacked everything from the US Pentagon to the US Whitehouse as recenly as Oct. 1, 2012.
Washington confirms Chinese hack attack on White House computer | Fox News

Our own HB forum has reports of Chinese hackers hacking into HB and causing problems with the authentication servers.
Do your own search.

So, that's why your bot is slow and you are having authentication problems. The Chinese hackers are attacking HB to keep all of us from botting. You should send your complaints to China!

 

LOL now this one is a good one.....lol

 

The Chinese are the new communist scare. Beware, they be hacking your children, hacking your wife, hacking your back door so run for your life.

 

"they be hacking your children" ==> Some random child molester.
"hacking your wife" ==> The milk man.
"hacking your back door" ==> That guy with a rag soaked in clorafrom.

lol... just having some fun.

 

I got nothing. That was good since the Chinese did hack HB and where selling it on one of there sites. Always being lulz killers.

 

i wonder, chinese can spent bilion hours with manual farming and cant spent couple of days to write some bot

 

guys be aware this is a "For Fun" thread, so the goal is to write the silliest thing possible, not debate what someone else has made up.

 

Its a sad day when this has to be said.

 

This made me laugh