Mysterious Chinese Letter

So I gave that chinese botter my shipping address to send me an authenticator for the wow account I bought from. In the shipped package, there was the authenticator, a mysterious letter and a can Mountain Dew World of Warcraft.

- Authenticator Worked
-The world of warcraft mountain dew can tasted like shit
- I translated the letter and it meant the following:

Dear Customer,
The Authenticator is fake and when you are reading this letter we have probably recovered our account.
As a last present I am giving you this special world of warcraft can for free.

Thx for buying,

Companies name I wont mention

Now I have noticed, that the authenticator is real and the account was not stolen for me.
I should have probably not even tried the special mtn dew can as it couldve been poisoned.
Anyways, the Can seems to be epic and it says World of Warcraft - Cataclysm with the original logo and everything. And it shows goblins on the one side, and worgen on the other side.^^

China Farmers can be such weirdos...

 

all your base belong to them.

 

oh no you drank the mountain dew..never drink the mountain dew!

 

Huh lol, never drink something coming from chinese farmers! Your parents must have told you that!

 

picture the mountain dew!

 

Haha I kinda want a shitty tasting WoW Mountain Dew.. but Authenticators have this weird internal serial number we don't know about and I use an authenticator on my computer from Mmowned (Can I say the forum name? Don't worry they only have shitty wow bots there) and you can copy the ones on your mobile phones onto your computer via some weird number I have yet to find out (I plan on jailbreaking my iphone to get this number). They could have the number on hand and they can copy a authenticator from it and get into your account.. And trust me if you do not fully own your account and they put an authenticator on it your SCREWED. Because I got my account hacked with an authenticator before and since i bought it i had only the security code and the name of the account.. well yeah they want your Id, the keys, everything and im like.. fuck it just remove the payment. Just be careful ..

 

http://www.mountaindewgamefuel.com/
It doesnt look like any of these, it looks totally different.
Its probably from the chinese black market and contains rat poison or so ^^

 

lol thats how the bird flu spreads, mysterious cans of dew from china

 

Tasted more like tacos, so i think its more like the mexican flu^^ (tasteless sarcasm)

 

I laughed for 30 minutes straight on that one.

@tristan3103
How the heck did you translate chinese?!
Hope it's all good and it was just a joke lol

 

hahahahahah, thats freakin halarious! best wow story ever!

 

I kinda wanted to know how you translated it either.

 

I bet it was some sort of epic adventure lol

 

or google translator?

 

paste it here and i'll read it for you, i'mma chinese (does this mean i'm a badguy gold farmer?!?!)

 

atleast you know how to speak decent English.

 

Is there another thread that describes what happened? I feel like all I got was the punchline...

 

The Mt Dew is different because it is counterfeit made in China. duhhhh

 

Haha freaking hilarious.

Though maybe they put it in there for funzies cause they thought knowone would be able to read it.

 

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