Hello friends. i bring good news in theese troubling times. i have sucessfully gotten an account unbanned after being banned for over 2 years. The year was 2009 - January - a particularly cruel winter. I, a strapping young man with vision, and she, a whorish chineese bot that i will not mention the name of. Glider was going down, and the good people of the East were the only connection between what was a wonderful program called MMO Glider, and the new and improved second generation, the program we all love and enjoy- namely Honorbuddy. My misstake was great, I did not have the testicular fortituide to withstand the itchy feeling of getting back to botting, so i did what any man would do. In the drunken haze of my greed, i settled something that was beneath me. It was, as if going to a party and striking out with the pretty girl, and in sheer desperation, going to the bottle - where a foul creature was lurking in the dark, waiting for the alcoholic beverage to set, so the beast could make its move. And so the story is told, waking up next morning and wondering - what the hell did i just bang??!? Unfolding the covers to see a ugly biatch. But i am digressing. so lets cut to the chase shall we. Blizzard banned my account. I was irritated to say the least. its just one of those things, you bot and hope for the best - but one day, your time is up. needless to say, most would have sat in a corned and wept over the fact, yet I was tranquil about the ban. And so, speeding forward to 2 years of attempting to lure the good people of Blizzard and try to get them to fall for my "i was hacked" or the ever so classic "i promise not to do it again" - i finally stuck gold- GOLD JERRY! Someone must have had pity over me, or it might have been a disgruntled employee, or even a newb on his/hers first day. but I was in! The statement wrote - we need identification to see that you are the real owner. there was no copy-paste about how the account is banned and that its irreversible. I had my shot, i knew i had to act fast. And so i did. Needless to say, 2 years of hell - AND I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK!!! What am i going to do now you say? - well, I am going to do what any botter would do. Throw the old nutsack on the roulette table again and hope not to get stomped again any time soon. Bot 4 life!
Haha If I was that insane to keep playing, I would've probably just got a whole new account, but you stuck @ it, congratulations? haha
Congrats on getting your account back! Was it listed under your actual name, or did you come up with a 'creative solution' for the ID?
I very much enjoyed your tale of a lost soul attempting to achieve, yet ended up finding only banishment. T'was a sad day. But alas, the woman is reunited with her tool of pleasure after 2 years of longing. Anyways, good job.
i guess the moral of the story is, dont give up. worst case scenario - u get denied the account back. just nagg their ear off...no ther way really. sure, you can say its a waste of time...but in reality...how long does it take to make a post about it...2-3 minutes....and, just as slizzard have their copy-paste answers. i have my copy-paste ban dispute texts that i insert.
promising ... i should try to get my first account back ... i loved my first warlock, drood, warri ... mage, hunter ... all handplayed ... i'll give it try ... when i find my account name (the acc was banned before there was a ned for b-net accounts and so)
Man, this is really cool to hear. I'm about 7 months and 30-40 tickets deep on an account I lost in the March Pirox banwave. I just keep trying. I feel like they hate me there greatly!
Time for me to breakout the photoshop and scanner and do some pre-emptive creativity... (I like being prepared in case they ever ask - that way I'll have it ready to send).
Did you try retrieving it before or was this the only time you tried to get it back? I had an account banned a couple years ago as well but I sent a handfull of emails trying to get it back. I stopped when they basically told me that any subsequent emails may be ignored lol. Also good story
would you mind sharing your message you send to them? I have 2 accts i would love to get back if possible.
Don't post the message on here. Send it as a PM if they ask. And also change it a little if you're gonna use it so Blizz doesn't catch on to what were using
