Very Successful Jokes

Post jokes here, I'll start it off with a good anti-racist joke.

A pakistani, a racist and an american are on a plane. The pilot tells everyone to throw something out the window, because the plane is losing altitude.
The paskistani throws a bomb out the window and says "We have too many bombs in our country, and we don't want them."
The racist throws the pakistani out the window and says "We have too many pakis in our country, and we don't want them."
The american throws the racist out the windows and says "We have too many racists in our country, and we don't want them."

 

Not a joke but still the funniest thing I've seen online this year:

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

 

That was hilarius

 

I got a bad one (which is so bad it get's fun). The boring part is that it only works in sweden (and maybe some other nordic countries) everyone knows what "watt" is, and in sweden we can say "Nej, jag har inte vatt d?r", which means "No i haven't been there".
Here goes:

Is your dad an electrician?
No, but he has been.

?r din farsa elektriker?
Nej, men han har watt!