Memory loss Several days ago as she left a meeting at a hotel, she desperately gave herself a personal TSA pat down. She said, I was looking...
What it feels like A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he...
Impressing the beauty Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three...
How are kids born? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you...
Every woman is going to love this joke Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's...
The Psychiatrist And The Proctologist Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different...
Texting The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart,...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your...
The golden saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most...
Diet of a blonde There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go...
What is my problem doctor? A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room...
Who kept you away from heaven? An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been...
Secret of a long life The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the...
Catching gorilla A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an advert...
Old man and his memories An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
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