Totally off topic but still funny, something that happened to me. When I was like 9, I was playing DOOM or Quake on my pc, i forget which. When I tried to quit, it said "If you quit the game, we will slime your hard drive" or something like that. I had no idea it couldn't actually do that or anything, so I left the game on and had my step dad take care of it when he got home.
The character he whispered has botted none stop for 9 months and is still yet to be banned (sorry for thread revival)