Help me get this girl to go out with me!

sec ill get a pic

 

Just do as I do, say to her: MARRY ME OR DIE

And you are married lifetime!

 

The more i read the original post, the more i laugh. Hot sauce ? Really ? LMAO

 

OH MAN... this picture I must see, not to be harsh.

 

With the intentions you have for her... You are going about it all wrong. I also agree that you are sounding like a stalker.

You are giving way to much of what your willing to do for her. There is no reason that she will ever go after the chase for you, because you have already told her everything that says she can get you if she ever even wanted to. (I will buy you things and spend all my money on you, making a pet name for her yet there is no real connection that has been made, and your texting her, not her texting you to start a convo)

If you really just want to get ass, you have to make the female chaise you, not chaise them. Be over confedent when talking about your self, to the point of almost sounding arrogent, supperficial and concieted. Have something planned (a party that you know will get off the hook) and find out what she is doing later, make your party sound like something way better then what she is doing, but dont just hand out an invite to her, make her talk it in a way like she wants to go and then just offer a maybe I will hit you up later... In short be an ass, concited and show a reason that she should be intrested (not that you will spend your life savings on her or hopefully she will go out with you sometime). Make her chase you, not the other way around.

In the end, your text messages make you sound like you only have money to offer her when infact you have to sell your self in a positive manor and concited way to get her intrested. So I dought you will have a chance at all with her the way you have texted her.

 

Fix: Blow up doll.

Also, what does the girl look like; LINK ME TO A FACEBOOK!
You can have mine in return, many fine ladies.

 

In all seriousness, i think

1) Don't call her hot sauce or any other pet names
2) Don't talk about your boat, how much weed you smoke or anything like that. They sound like pathetic attempts at impressing her.
3) Any reply she sends you which includes the words "Uh, I don't care" probably means she doesn't want to talk to you anymore so don't keep bombarding her with messages.

 

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sorry i had to!

 

Lol guys are you seriously trying to help him?? GTFO
Go buy some russian post bride orsomething if you wanna spend money

 

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ski edit: No personal attacks please.

 

Waiting for pic!

 

She's not into you. Give up now before it gets painful.
She doesn't just want to say fuck off cause she's probably a nice girl but if you keep pushing your luck like that it's bound to happen.

 

Anybody else feel hugely uncomfortable just reading that. Poor girl I think you have completely freaked her out. She's off hiding in the closet now

 

Picture.






?

 

did you notice the short replys, the i dont really care what ur talking about but im being nice and replying! lol

also
the guy was trying to make him self look great adding my boat! and smoking weed! that shit aint gonna fly.

 

lol even people unregistered with the forums are saying you are a stalker.

 

Did you notice.

I'm waiting for a picture.

 

He is trying to google one as we speak.

 

Ahahaha this thread is epic

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